Score: 5

"Canberra may be the capitol of Australia..."

submission: Strip Ware Inc.

date: January 16, 2006

... but that doesn't change the fact that he misspelled "Tungsten". Overall, a decent game, but too glitchy. I noticed that the circuit game gives you unlimited tries. Oh well, what it lacks in originality it makes up for in nudity.

Score: 1

"High and might moralism..."

submission: "target practice" W.W.W

date: April 3, 2005

WTF? Was this done by one of those new-age Lutherans who think that saying "dude" twice in one sentence means kids will actually listen to them? First of all, you work on the assumption that those shot weren't getting what they deserved. Second, heaven and hell? How childish can you get? Third, was that faggy bald guy supposed to be you? Fourth, shut the fuck up.

Score: 9

"*ORGASM*"

submission: Madness Depredation

date: March 25, 2005

He put the fucking gun into the guy's stomach! Christ on a stick that's cool!

Score: 2

"I don't get it..."

submission: Numa Numa Dance

date: March 8, 2005

I really don't get it.

Score: 8

"Hippie..."

submission: PEACETANK

date: March 4, 2005

Good movie... hippie. I kid! :P

Score: 10

"GHAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHFKL:AJDF:KJ!"

submission: Aggressive Alpine Skiing

date: February 24, 2005

Playing this game for extended periods of time made me feel like I was on heavy narcotics. Good job! Stay in school, kids!

Score: 7

"Not as good as the first..."

submission: Another Flirt Dress-up

date: February 7, 2005

I liked the first Summer Flirt a little better. This one seems to have more outfits and such, but the first one had bigger graphics and better details, especially in the hair. The interface on this one felt cluttered, too. Still quality, but I liked the first one better.

Score: 8

"Timely..."

submission: Pyramus and Thisbe: ETM

date: February 1, 2005

My Shakespere class just finished A Midsummer Night's Dream, and in the play a bunch of actors did a version of Pyramus and Thisbe. You're version is better. Fuckin' A, dude!

Score: 4

"I guess it's the 2nd best dissection on NG..."

submission: Dissect Pikachu

date: January 15, 2005

... out or two. Not as good (or funny) as Claris Autopsy. Yes, this isn't the first flash of its kind.

Score: 5

"Errrm..."

submission: Cursor Thief live

date: January 13, 2005

Cool, but what if the user has a Mac? Us Mac people have black cursors, so it kind of ruins the continuity. Otherwise, a cool concept, and the live tally is well implemented.